Nine Important Words

9 Words Women Use
1.) Fine : The word women use to end an argument, when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. But five minutes is five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in Fine.
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer to #3 for the meaning of Nothing.)
6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question. Just say you're welcome.
8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying "F__k You!"
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3. Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.